Why I’m smarter than a 5th grader
Sunday, May 4, 2008Because I read so much.
I love reading. Reading is so educational.
This is the latest eye-opening material. Read it yourself.
It taught me everything from geography, anthropology, theology, and biology.
What more could I ask for?
The end. (Now you’re smarter than a 5th grader, too!).
Sorry, I laughed so hard when I read the story that I couldn’t help mess with it. Hope you have as much fun!
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